《绮园小憩》F0300000615 · 2024年2月12日摄于中国浙江嘉兴海盐

英语课，老师让学生给学校食堂写个评价。忍了六年的闹同学讲了个故事：

Harry Potter came to Hogwarts.

Dumbledore said: "We have some new food from a muggle school YPBS. Everyone can try some."

Harry Potter: "I have much muggle food from my uncle." Then he tried a tinnnnnnnnny little bit.

Lord Voldemort was happy, because:

Harry Potter was dead.